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hutchjosh:

MOVIES I QUOTE REGULARLY DURING MY DAILY ADVENTURES: Juno (2007)

“I’m not asking for anything. Except for maybe mercy. Like, it would be friggen sweet if no one hit me”

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funniest10k:

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

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“incorrect email or password”

which one you horrid cunt

(Source: lambda-chops)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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thehilariousblog:

pizzaforpresident

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
sofapizza:

newbahboobah:thatsmrcouillontoyou:

An exploded frozen Gatorade bottle. Presented without comment.

gotta replenish those erectrolytes
pricklylegs:

Aaaaay!